I was walking through a small river town in Westchester County the other day and this window screamed at me. The only thing missing was the exclamation point. Maybe they ran out of paper.
I don’t have a condo. Even if I did, this wouldn’t have persuaded me to insure it.
Someone working in this office at Allstate figured out how to increase the font to print one letter per page. Then they carefully taped them to the office window.